DS: Why? The funniest one I asked how do you hold your pody for so long, He says DEMOOR you just gotta hold it, well all right go sigh with a smile.

95 of them, in fact! 'DID YOU MAKE YOUR BED TRACKMAN' y-yes drill serg- 'THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT ASS FUCKED IN IT'.

Marine corps drill sergeant. What would have happened if he left before he was cleared to leave? By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. And fuck Dennis", New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?" Oh my! The fun stuff. WHY!? ", "Uuuuh, I don't think so" (He was lucky our officers didn't slit his throat), "NO, YOU HAVEN'T! He looked at me and said "Go find me a pine cone."

Well I’m tired too Demoor, a nap is a dream come true haha Our sister flight's drill sergeant came up while I was on guard and requested entry so I reported to my sergeant and he had me ask the other a series of questions. This is the only one that actually got me belly laughing.. seriously "is it armed" that's definitely the only logical answer. One private comes out without them and the DS screams "private where the fuck are your gloves?" ... WHO THE FUCK TAKES A PINE CONE AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY!? If one of your squad members got a snake bite on his dick, would you suck out the venom? It was really funny to me at the time. He said, “If you two don’t shut the f*** up now, I’m gonna stick my foot up your a**** and wear you around like a couple of autistic flip-flops. One recruit referred to his squad leader (a female DI) by her first name. Every pine cone I bring to him is not his pine cone. I'm from a place that gets tornadoes often. he yells "You found Steve, private!". You miserable can of maggots, I have met tougher idiots than you lot. Confused, I took four steps, scooped up a pine cone and took it back to him. The sky wasn't green enough yet to cause tornadoes but he was freaking out. 1) “You better move at the speed of Mach Jesus Private!”. While in basic we had a female that loved to smile. This entire time, my DS is shooting all my rounds off, genuinely enjoying himself. That was not fun, let me tell you. You lot are about as using as a baseball bat! I want to hear twenty c**** slapping shut.”, According to a reddit user, a guy was finding it hard to close his zipper, the drill instructor noticed and went ballistic on him. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. This was right near the end of Basic and the DSes had loosened up a bit. "This is private brick, he best private in alllll of echo battery." Well, every DI after the first week is required to ask around if everyone has taken a shit, and from there he assigns one recruit to track who has shit and who has not. She was just a happy person in general. He can do that for days! Stop thinking so hard private! Later on, we were trying to do the last field exercise before we graduate but we couldn't because we got out to the field site and a tornado started forming above us and we had to be evacuated to that same brick building.

FLUFFY!’ and Bloggins would have to march over to her and present Mr. Fluffy and she would formally hand him the new piece of fuzz to add to Mr. Fluffy. She walked up to the female trainee and yelled, “Wipe that smile off your face!” Female trainee stopped smiling. In combat, this switches to pointing at someone to go get the medic. ", Taps didn't happen as scheduled and I still talk to this guy x years later,...also my bunkmate lmao. DS: “Private!

We all follow our DI into the bathroom and slide him under there like he’s the spawn of Satan. ", "I am going to take a shit in a box and send it to your parents for sending me theirs!". Acne or scars from dodging cloth hangers for nine months? In this thick tennessee accent he goes "well damn drill sarnt, I must of done left them sum bitches up sturs."


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